- parents: you need to go out more
- parents: you need to exercise more
- parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
- parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
- parents: why are you getting angry
ur a rockstar
great now I cant remember the actual lyrics
is there like financial aid for concert tickets
you know what i dont understand????? those stupid tours that vine famous people go on?? like all of the stupid white boys?? you’re paying to see a bunch of stupid ignorant white boys be idiots on stage??? you can see that for free in high school
im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE
This has been probably the worst week of my life
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
i just think they’re joking
Or I think they’re just trying to be nice.
i think its like a fucked up prank yfm
when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class
We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.