I hope you look for me in everyone else and panic when you realize that they’ll never be exactly the same.
Ten words story: you lost me. (via maisjetaime)
maraudinq:

I thought this was going to be funny but it got really sad really fast
carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 
Anonymous: Have you ever faked an orgasm? Because like I'm not getting what I need with my guy rn but should I just fake and take care of it later or tell him? Helppppp

Yes, I have indeed faked an orgasm before😒. But honestly, if you do what I did and take care of it later, he’s never gonna get better. You should tell him (gently) so that you can be properly satisfied with your sex life!

things every highschooler should know

slangwang:

  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep
kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts
rhea-the-moose:

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

always reblog the consenting anal thrasher
Anonymous: I still exist :)

Oh dang okay cool

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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