yeahwriters:

dukeofbookingham:

principalcellist:

sara-the-dork:

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

TOO SOON

THE BOOKS BEEN OUT SINCE 1925 YOU ABSOLUTE PANCAKE

…pancake

Mm pancakes…

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3
goodvibes-muffin:

Marry me please
brendanworkbitch:

Rather have this then the iphone tbh

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.


kimkardashian: Our baby girl finished one week of swimming lessons today then took her 1st steps right when she got out of the pool! Mommy & Daddy are so proud of you!!!!!! Photo cred: Daddy
My favorite brother. Sorry Rey.
consultingasshat: I LOVE YOUR BLOG SOOOO SO MUCH OMG COULD YOU DRAW A COMIC INVOLVING MERMAIDS AND MAYBE A DRAGON FOR ME

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF

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Anonymous: 17 12 10 4 :)))

Oh my gosh TWO people did the question thing I’m so happy yay

4. Last time I cried and why-wow harsh thank you anon. The last time I cried was July 9th. I only remember because that’s how I got my kitten😂 Aaand I was crying because boys are dumb and shouldn’t make promises they can’t keep but that’s a story for another day.

10. Biggest turn on(s)-the list goes on and on but here are a few: neck kissing, lip biting, like when they pin your arms down yis, a well dressed man like damn, when they touch da booty

12. Ideas of a perfect date-so I really like the one I reblogged a bit ago, with the kiddie pool and blankets! But also getting up super early and getting coffee and watching the sunrise, or even just cuddling on the couch and watching a movie with pizza and a little bit of sex yes

17. A fact about my life-most facts about my life are pretty boring tbh, but I got a kitten two weeks ago and he is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen of my god

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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lukehemmoh:

It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows. 

And anyway, when did sexual attraction become the sole metric for physical beauty? Is a sunset “ugly” just because you don’t want to fuck it? What about a waterfall? A horse? Ireland? A song?